20th Century=black Friday
First decade 21st Century=cyber Monday
Safe at home reading Twitters

For all those 20th Century folks; get your black Friday shopping completed yesterday? Went out and spent $$$$ on gas, fought crowds risking Swine Flu as if you were in Mecca?

Wait until you see the deals you could have had if you waited for
cyber Monday. Sitting here listening to Christmas songs on AOL Radio (a tradition started in the '90s), car is gassed up and parked in the carport, caught Swine Flu from eating bacon, so I'm safe at home shopping cyber Monday; reading my tweets.

Now, enjoy one of the best Christmas songs ever.