Naked passenger gets in fight during flight

I have nothing against people flying naked as long as they look like Jessica Simpson, Hayden Panettiere or Vanessa Hudgens. There are laws against this sort of thing if they look like Joan Rivers or Don Rickles. This seems to be a trend. I remember one about a month ago, too.

Morning flights are way too early to be drunk. I was beginning to wonder whatever became of Axel Rose. This from the Associated Press:

OAKLAND, Calif. - Authorities say a St. Louis-bound Southwest Airlines flight was forced to return to Oakland International Airport after a male passenger stripped, hit another passenger and fought with crew members.

Alameda County sheriff's deputies say flight 947 returned Thursday morning after 21-year-old Darius Chappille of Oakland allegedly exposed himself to the female passenger sitting next to him and punched her in the face.

Lt. Howard Jacobs says flight attendants and other passengers then subdued Chappille, as he disrobed. He was apparently completely naked when sheriff's deputies arrested him.